Hey hey, Everybody. Welcome to the Blog.
So it came to my attention last night that just about everyone I know now has a blog. Two about healthy eating, one about... well, I'm not really certain what your blog is about, Kelly. Anyway, I put a post up on Facebook about wishing I had opinions that mattered so I could start a blog. Somewhere I could make a real difference in someone's life, you know? Somewhere I could contribute to society and make the world a better place, even by just a little.
Unfortunately, I don't have that in me.
Nope.
My skill set falls more in the realm of ranting. Long rants, rambling about in circles that border on incoherent at points but always seem to come back to where I started. Rants about the little things in life that make you stop and scream "Are you freakin' serious!?" Rather than letting them circle about my head like a thousand trains on a hundred tracks, all destined to meet at some point and cause one hell of an aneurysm that will surely end my rather inconsequential time on this ball of dust we call Earth, I decided it might be a good idea to set them down in print.
And that, Dear Readers, is where we sit now. In the land of things that make me drink. Hence the title.
So let me get something to eat, watch a little TV to clear my head a bit, and we'll get this thing kicked off by the end of the day.
I am disappointed by the lack of swearing. I expect better next time!
ReplyDeleteHey, if you are going to call me out the least you could do is attach a link to my name so that the masses can decide for themselves what my blog is about! I am done now. Thank you for your time.
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